Interesting description for this house in the ad.

Want space, amenity, comfort, and safety for the kids? How about around 4000 square feet of living space with 5 bedrooms, 4 1/2 bathrooms (7 sinks, 5 toilets, 5 showers, 3 tubs, 2 Jacuzzis and 1 Bidet) on almost 1 acre of land in a Cul-de-sac? 6-zone oil heat, 2-zone central air, full wall fireplace, 2-car garage, and an 800-square-foot deck!

Want your kids to go to the Ivies? This house sent its three to Harvard, Yale, and Princeton.

The best education from the town with the lowest tax, XXXXXXX, CT. Want a bargain? This contemporary colonial is yours for $595,000.

Owner must be a firm believer in feng shui.