This is what it said at lunch time today:

The future is in your hands. Turn your fate into destiny.
What is the difference between fate and destiny?

Heard on a PBS program last week: Pythagoras, the father of numbers, ran a school to teach mathematics and philosphy. He was very strict about his students' diet. They had to be vegetarian and were not allowed to eat any beans. He believed that whenever someone farts, a part of their soul escapes.

OOPS! Thanks to the chinese food, I just lost some of my soul.